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Black smoke has been spotted coming from Conclave chimney

Cardinals report someone has burned the pope-corn.

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2. A husband and wife had a fight. Wife called her mom: "He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you."

Mom: "No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!"

3. Regular Christians around the world are celebrating Good Friday today.

The lazy ones are celebrating Good Enough Friday.

4. My partner told me that she’d never seen the film Gaslight.

I told her that she definitely had

5. Did you hear about Ice-T falling out of his car?

I only know, because his driver spilled the T.

6. Little Johnny is at the park with his dad...

They see two dogs humping and Little Johnny asks, "What are they doing dad?" Little Johnny's dad not wanting to lie responds, "they are making puppies". Later that night little Johnny walks in on his mom and dad making love in missionary position. Little Johnny asks, "Dad, what are you and mommy doing?" Again not wanting to lie his father responds, "We are making you a little brother or sister." Upset Little Johnny says, "Then flip mommy around. I want a puppy!"

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I’m like, “Exactly. That’s why it’s cul-de-sac.”

8. Yo mama so fat, Santa brings her milk and cookies on Christmas eve.

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